Giovanni had a party with a Citrus and his Mistress

Giovanni (the office apparition) must have had a Ghost of a Good time last night... he hosted a coffee social with some of his nearest and dearest...
Mr. Grapefruit caused quite the scandal when he arrived with another source of Vitamin C - Le Orange - the french hussy.

These banshees and their seedy friends - they sure did leave behind a mess...

We MUST teach our poltergeist some manners if he intends to socialize in our absence - or at least ask for an invite to the party.

I'm sure with the GREAT example we set - this should be difficult.

A Tale of Two Microwaves

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of frozen meals & leftover lunches - it was a time in which microwaves were essential to the culinary success of any individual. Alas, in their haste to use, use, use and use said microwaves - they go uncared for - depleted of resources and ultimately left abandoned.

Forsaken with nothing but encrusted bits of food and dried splatters of cooking lubricants, the microwaves took to prostituting themselves in the hopes of finding one desperate hungry man in need of quickly warmed food or beverage.

Facing extinction, a savior abounds - renewing their interior aluminum surfaces with blue sponges, warm soapy water and paper towels - making them fit for use by the masses! Resurrected, these warming machines live to serve your meals. Use them, but use them wisely.

Death by Disposal

Approximately 7:15 am, Tuesday morning - a loyal member of our team almost lost their life when nearly shoved into the garbage disposal. Thanks to the vigilance of a passer-by... Sr. Spoonsalot was saved and returned to his workstation to complete his duty.



Unfortunately that bowl wasn't so lucky. RIP bowl... RIP.

Go to your home!

This photo essay documents the "lone bowl" finding its way home to an empty dishwaster.

E X P O S E D

WARNING: X Rated paper towel roll in the kitchen. Cover your eyes if easily offended by nudity. Children and Teens under the age of 18 will not be admitted to this show.

R E S P E C T

The kitchen is a metaphor for how much we show R E S P E C T to our fellow office inhabitants.

Leave it the way you found it.

My mother told me to return things the way I found them. i.e. If I used the coffee grinder, and it was clean when I took it out to use it, then I would return it clean for the next user - out of

R E S P E C T.

The way you found it.

The way you left it.

Help others in need.

No, it's not your week. But you notice the dishwasher says "Clean" and the sink looks like this:

Show R E S P E C T and consideration for others - take a moment to unload the dishwasher, load it up, set it to run, so in the morning we start out fresh.

Utter DIS-R E S P E C T

Running on E

I'm runnin' outta material. It can't be THIS easy to get you to clean your sh*t up! Don't make me repurpose this blog... (or start staging things for blog fodder.)

This is an odd way of doing it - but T H A N K Y O U for a week where the most prominent issue was the alleged "mislabeled dishwasher."

And now for some REAL entertainment.